Smutty Social Media, November 26, 2015

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been hit in the face with a backpack on the train.

 

This woman hit me with this balloon 18 times on the subway.

A video posted by @amyschumer onNov 25, 2015 at 3:31pm PST

Family friendly entertainment: Rashida and Jimmy are on deck to rescue you from your cousin’s annoying children.

 

This pairing usually results is something musical. And something holiday-oriented. Watch @the.tonight.show Thanksgiving (tomorrow) night to find out!! @jimmyfallon

A photo posted by @rashidajones onNov 25, 2015 at 3:07pm PST

I tried this, it works. But you have to type that exact phrase in.

Go to google's website and type in "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" in the search box then...enjoy.— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) November 25, 2015

Nick Offerman’s symbolic canoe for the season.

Making canoe paddles with Dad so we can cross the emotional gulf to my sisters today. @offerman_shop @MattOfferman pic.twitter.com/R2JnNceCfz— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) November 26, 2015

Will Arnett joins Facebook with a special note to Jason Bateman.

I have so many things to be thankful for. This #Bateman picture is just one of them.Posted by Will Arnett on Wednesday, November 25, 2015

This is what Thanksgiving looked a long, long time ago.

 

The 80s were weird . . . #HappyThanksgiving! Photograph by Bill King. #TBT

A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) onNov 26, 2015 at 7:07am PST