Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for November 29, 2017

I’ve never liked Chris Pratt more than when he was on Parks and Recreation. (Yes I realize this is the hipster equivalent of saying a popular band was cooler when they played small clubs and sold CDs out of their trunks.)

A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Nov 27, 2017 at 2:15pm PST

Vogue posted a video of the Victoria’s Secret slumber party

Rebecca Bunch did it better in Feeling Kinda Naughty.

A post shared by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Nov 28, 2017 at 1:20pm PST

Bill Hader would be really good at this.

An SNL sketch where the reporters report on their own sexual misconduct and firings but they don't know it until live prompter— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 29, 2017

I know I’m very late on this but Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, OK? Sorry, the goop wedding is just not inspiring the same kind of excitement in me (even if Chris Martin walks Gwyneth Paltrow down the aisle, which she could really rub in our faces).

A post shared by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) on Nov 26, 2017 at 12:59pm PST

A few readers have told me they are very into Justin Baldoni, so this is for them. And about Jane the Virgin… it’s still great, no question. Gina Rodriguez is a star. But it’s feeling a little less shiny, like there could be an end in sight. And that’s OK.

A post shared by Justin Baldoni (@justinbaldoni) on Nov 28, 2017 at 1:32am PST

Inspired by the exchange between Stephen King and Patton Oswalt, I looked up the lyrics to this song and am screaming with laughter.

But every article of clothing they describe in the song (top hat, silk suit, stick pin, white gloves) means that every girl's crazy about a circus ringmaster. https://t.co/WuV4GHWIZs— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 29, 2017

Yesterday, Sasha sent me this video of Noel Gallagher opining on book titles, authors (“people who write books are f-cking idiots”), Twitter, self-driving cars, artificial intelligence gadgets, and donuts. Tell me he’s wrong about Kanye and Ed Sheeran and we are fighting. (Obviously extremely NSFW language.)