Smutty Social Media, November 30, 2016

I try really hard not to judge people who use crystals. Really hard.

 

@byrdiebeauty suggested we get our auras read and I jumped at the opportunity (and ended up buying way more crystals than necessary-- as you do). Then we got to do a fun, appropriately themed photoshoot with metallics and my friends @jennstreicher and @streicherhair. Link in bio!! 🌈

A photo posted by Mandy Moore (@mandymooremm) onNov 30, 2016 at 5:53am PST

I love how she is posing beside a soundboard to promote a clothing line. She’s not even pretending to be a singer anymore.

 

So excited to share my exclusive picks of @adidaswomen's gear and TWO of my favourite go-to sneakers for #adidasAvenueA available to order now ❤️❤️❤️ Get it at adidasAvenueA.com #3stripestyle

A photo posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) onNov 30, 2016 at 9:06am PST

I too am tired of Twitter threads. Besides that, Jon Hendren has the best Twitter handle.

later today im thinking of posting 85 tweets in a row so everyone quotes a different tweet and says "Thread." to it— jon hendren (@fart) November 29, 2016

My kids are obsessed with wrestling so it’s on at least twice a week in our house. It’s a fascinating look at marketing and brand development because it’s obvious every single character is hoping to be the next Dwayne Johnson. (I saw Moana on the weekend and wholeheartedly agree with Sarah.)

 

Grateful to share this EXCLUSIVE NEW COVER w/ you. Failure can be a cool & powerful thing.. When I was 15yrs old and started playing football, I had a dream that one day I'd play in the NFL and be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Keep in mind, at 15, I also considered becoming a pro-boxer 'cause I thought I could be beat Mike Tyson who at that time, became the youngest ever Heavyweight Champ, so clearly my goals were extremely ambitious if not crack pipe level impossible. I failed to make it to the NFL (as well as got cut from the Canadian Football League). But my football failure created a drive that still pushes me today. Now years later THE COVER of @SportsIllustrated dream & goal was just achieved. Holy shit! (that's the 15yr old in me talkin';). At the end of the day, I want to surround myself with the hungriest and most brilliant team, because I never want to just play in the game, I always want change the way the game played. And thank God I didn't fight Mike Tyson. #FromAthleteToCEO #ToTheCoverOfSportsIllustrated #SevenBucksProds #1Baller *LINK TO FULL STORY IN MY BIO

A photo posted by therock (@therock) onNov 30, 2016 at 7:38am PST

To be totally honest, I didn’t realize SJP had quit Twitter, which she calls “a fest of vitriol,” until I read this.

 

I couldn't help but wonder... why *did* @SarahJessicaParker say goodbye to Twitter? Tap the link in our bio to see what our January cover star has to say about social media. 📸: @thomaswhiteside; Cover Story: @LauraBrown99; Styling: @AliPew; Hair: @sergenormant; Makeup: @leslielopezmakeupartist; Manicure: @ginaeppolito; Set Design: @betteradams; Production: @redhooklabs ✨

A photo posted by instylemagazine (@instylemagazine) onNov 30, 2016 at 9:18am PST

Raya is a dating app for “elite creative” (ie celebrites) and hot and/or rich people. This Vogue essay breaks down how that works out in real life. I think Retta is too good for this and we should start Gossip Genie’ing her options.

Is anyone using the Raya app?— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) November 25, 2016

Sweet sentiment but honestly is that the best photo you could find, Hugh. This is such a husband move.

 

Happy birthday @deborralee ! I love you with all my heart.

A photo posted by Hugh Jackman (@thehughjackman) onNov 30, 2016 at 5:42am PST

I’m out of ways to describe the face he makes. Did he sneeze one day and it got stuck in that expression?

 

Thank you Sydney paparazzi for trying to capture my playful side, but instead making me look like a total creep. Can't a guy have an innocent splash fight in peace? At least let me put my tongue away next time. #creep #30s #oldguyshit #loveit

A photo posted by Scott Eastwood (@scotteastwood) onNov 27, 2016 at 12:01am PST