Not only is it impossible to find the time on the box, but I usually find the suggestion off by at least 2 minutes, which is a lifetime in pasta time.
LEMME HIRE A PI TO FIND THIS PASTA COOKING TIME ON THE BOX— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) October 1, 2018
Rita Ora is back from what? The grocery store?
The thing with Toby (the character) is, I dislike him immensely. Does no one else find him terribly annoying?
I don’t think I’ve seen Pitch Perfect 3, but the cast is teasing # 4. There are 87 Fast and Furious movies, so why not one more Pitch Perfect.
I love In-N-Out (I’m basic, I know) but I’ve never had Shake Shack. Am I missing out? (Lainey: YES.) I’m the opposite of a burger snob – I only like them fast food style and basic, with ketchup, mustard and onions, maybe a pickle (but not a sweet pickle, I’m not a monster). I wouldn’t order a burger at a restaurant with fancy toppings like blue cheese and avocado. We have enough interpretations of classic foods – leave hot dogs and hamburgers alone. Same with ketchup. Ketchup needs to come out of a bottle that you either have to whack until your palm is sore, or squeeze until it makes a farting noise. Those are the rules. No one wants your homemade ketchup, hipsters.
Lupita is at a spa in Sedona, which I’m going to in a couple of weeks. Gwyneth has covered this place on goop and once told Harper’s BAZAAR, “I’ll never forget it. I was starting to hike up the red rocks, and honestly, it was as if I heard the rock say, ‘You have the answers. You are your teacher.’ I thought I was having an auditory hallucination.” You guys what if I come back with the answers.
Watching this synchronized walk on repeat is the closest I’ve ever come to being hypnotized.