Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for October 17, 2016

The lower-tier tabs were floating a rumour that Gwyneth and Brad II (as I like to call him) had broken up. Doesn’t look like it.

Birthday fireworks for @rstrauss16 brought out the kid in all of us 💥

A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onOct 17, 2016 at 8:53am PDT

I was hoping Lady Gaga named her album after Joanne The Scammer, but no it’s her middle name.

Cuz that's my middle name, & my daddy named me after his sister. ✌️So I named this album #JOANNE

A photo posted by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) onOct 16, 2016 at 8:11pm PDT

Mae Whitman checks on Edward Snowden. But even if he was single, how would you get a hold of him?

spoiler alert: he isn't :/

A photo posted by mae margaret whitman (@mistergarf) onOct 16, 2016 at 3:37pm PDT

I want to know what special touches Lindsay gave the “Lohan” nightclub. Extra bathroom stalls so people who actually need to pee aren’t held up by the partying? Breathalyzers at the valet?

🔺LOHAN NIGHTCLUB 🔺 #openingNIGHT #athens @dennis_papageo ❤️we did good!!!!! 🙏

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) onOct 16, 2016 at 11:12am PDT

Blake and Ryan’s couple crush, Adam and Jackie from The Country Kitchen. Ryan looks much happier than he did on the #Taymerica rocking chairs.

Spent the weekend getting schooled by @thecountrycat's Adam and Jackie Sappington, the obscenely charming and funny chefs from @foodnetwork. If anybody's looking for them, they're handcuffed to my stove until the next olympics. I'll raise their two boys as if they were my own--which, frankly, is a terrible thing for all involved.

A photo posted by Ryan Reynolds (@vancityreynolds) onOct 16, 2016 at 2:31pm PDT

Ryan Seacrest probably goes to sleep with a mic on, he’s always working. I’d be very curious to hear his (real) thoughts about Billy Bush.