It’s true – this works for so many stories. If only Romeo & Juliet had cell reception.

Fun: watch any old movie and note when you could stop the plot cold with a cell phone.— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) October 30, 2017

Because he’s a man of taste and distinction, Lin-Manuel Miranda loves The Good Place.

"Janet robot! Can I have a round of drinks and two Hamiltons?"
"Not a robot."https://t.co/HvZj7TEkTK pic.twitter.com/Z4jr8u7Usl— Lin-Unwell Mirandead (@Lin_Manuel) October 30, 2017

Kid Rock confirmed he is not running for political office. I think he decided against it because eventually he would be compelled to take his hat off.

 

YO!!! Live on @The Howard Stern Show tomorrow (Tuesday) morning starting at 9AM EST - tune in on @SiriusXM Radio or stream live online: https://app.siriusxm.us/howard100

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Brooklyn and Chloe are fully on again.

 

Cheers for the photos babe ❤️

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For Halloween, I prefer to watch TV shows that did it right (like Roseanne and The Office) over scary movies. Mostly because I’m chickensh-t, but also because the costumes were amazing. And the potential for meta costume ideas is amazing too – look at the group below.

 

Michael: 'I love you' Jan: 'Ok.' 😂Reminiscing on good times from #TheOffice

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The Office.

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Public proposals can be painful to watch, especially if they require a jumbotron. But when the receiver of the proposal is this into it, it’s not so cheesy, right? Or am I just dazzled by Cardi B.?

 

OK guys I know I keep posting about this day but I just can’t believe it.I keep replaying it in my head.I keep smiling every minute.I should have known something was up since this nigga keep telling me to go get my nails done 😂Like since when you cared about my nails 🤔😩I love you and I love how you managed to get my mom to come out and witness my engagement.Im the happiest girl in the world ❤️❤️ @offsetyrn you a true King 🤴

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Is the Downton Abbey movie still in the works? It seems like six seasons was a long enough time to tell the stories they wanted to tell.

 

❤❤❤ #Repost @bonhughbon (@get_repost) ・・・ Nothing better than meeting up with great pals - especially after a screening of 'Paddington 2'. . #paddington #paddingtonbear #paddington2 #marmalade #downtonabbey #branson #ladymary #michelledockery #allenleech #reunion #greatnight

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You would think Instagram’s Truman Capote would have been all over Casamigos Halloween party this weekend. Nope, too basic. Instead, he hit the Met party with Dasha Zhukova and then helped chaperone a Seinfeld party. The social capital he acquires is so much more valuable than a night at a crowded party where everyone is trying to have their photo taken.

 

The Marc Antony who didn't marry J Lo. (Google it, kids.) Ps. The cropping is intentional.

A post shared by Derek Blasberg (@derekblasberg) onOct 27, 2017 at 1:39pm PDT

 

Last night, @derekblasberg helped me chaperone our almost 17-year old’s birthday/halloween party. Speaking of tricks, I sure learned lots of teenagery ones. 😱😮🤐

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