Smutty Social Media, September 27, 2016

Great styling here for Hilary Duff. She looks younger now than she did 5 years ago. (The top here is a standout, it’s Johanna Ortiz.)

 

Had a great press day yesterday❤️ thank you @cynthiavanis for my hair and @jeanqueennetti for my purdy makeup @oliviaivey for all my looks 😘😘

A photo posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) onSep 27, 2016 at 5:28am PDT

Lainey’s eye surgery fell on Gwyneth’s birthday, which I hope brings Lainey good fortune.

 

Oh the celebrity roundabout! #bradpitt has definitely had the pick of #hollywood babes over the years. This was taken at the #premiere of Legends of the Falls in #London #1995 love #gwynethpaltrow 's expression #richardyoung

A photo posted by Richard Young (@richardyoung110) onSep 27, 2016 at 12:44am PDT

Where’s the mute button on Brody Jenner? And way to turn off the comments after your ass got dragged, bro. Not all DJs matter.

 

All lives matter.

A photo posted by Brody Jenner (@brodyjenner) onSep 25, 2016 at 8:26am PDT

Can I confess I’ve never gotten into Freaks & Geeks?

Freaks and Geeks premiered 17 years ago today, which was around half my life ago.— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) September 25, 2016

Last night, the US presidential debate obviously dominated Twitter. But “Snifflelufugus” stood out for me.

Third Best Joker Jared Leto gets super excited about flipping a pancake. But why is there so much stuff on his counter? Celebrities always have the messiest kitchens.

Happy #NationalPancakeDay!! #blastfromthepast pic.twitter.com/3WYcFS2Es8— JARED LETO (@JaredLeto) September 26, 2016

I’m sure Blake made him a cup of warm cocoa before bed, too.

Going to bed at 8:30pm is my version of a big plate of coke.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 25, 2016

Marion Cotillard did an excellent job of extracting herself from the Brange mess. It helps that she’s not in any way a famewhore, and it goes to show that excluding oneself from a narrative – even the biggest narrative in celebrity gossip – can be done.

 

Le succès de #justelafindumonde me rend tellement heureuse! The success of #itsonlytheendoftheworld makes me so happy! 🙏🏼💛✨ @xavierdolan

A photo posted by @marioncotillard onSep 27, 2016 at 6:43am PDT