The “cats who look like Lady Olenna Tyrell” memes will never not be funny.

"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me." pic.twitter.com/xlNzVlwWVf— Olmos. (@itsjustolmos) September 4, 2017

Not even international superstardom is a match for customs bureaucracy.

 

When you've been arguing with customs all week 🇵🇹. that you really are Madonna and they still won't release your package. 🙄!#bitchplease #restingbitchface #bitchimmadonna 🔥

A post shared by Madonna (@madonna) onSep 5, 2017 at 6:52am PDT

If Jennifer Garner is the “good girl” is Mark Ruffalo the “nice guy”? Is that why, after all these years, 13 Going on 30 is still a must-watch whenever it’s on TV?

 

Wasn’t my proudest moment, but I really am sorry!

A post shared by Mark Ruffalo (@markruffalo) onSep 5, 2017 at 6:35am PDT

I didn’t know Yara’s new show was called Grown-ish. That’s perfect. So perfect. My hopes are too high already.

We are about to shoot the very first scene of #Grownish !— Yara shahidi (@YaraShahidi) September 5, 2017

 

She's mine pt. 2

A post shared by Yara (يارا‎) Shahidi (@yarashahidi) onSep 2, 2017 at 6:21pm PDT

No one ever tells you how much of marriage constitutes talking about going to the grocery store.

 

#29years @kikkosedg

A post shared by Kevin Bacon (@kevinbacon) onSep 4, 2017 at 3:34pm PDT

 

#29yearsandcounting @kikkosedg (Tybalt and Jane miss u)

A post shared by Kevin Bacon (@kevinbacon) onSep 4, 2017 at 10:37am PDT

This is a lot to process on a Tuesday morning after a long weekend. How can I eat people’s faces and be a better person at the same time?

Be a fucking wolf.

Be a fucking lion.

Take no shit.

Set goals, smash them!

Eat people's faces off.

Be a better person.— Sean Diddy Combs (@diddy) September 5, 2017

To quote many of the comments, “OMG I’m pregnant.”

 

Ow. Featuring @pascalispunk squared.

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