Smutty Social Media, September 5, 2017
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The “cats who look like Lady Olenna Tyrell” memes will never not be funny.
"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me." pic.twitter.com/xlNzVlwWVf— Olmos. (@itsjustolmos) September 4, 2017
Not even international superstardom is a match for customs bureaucracy.
When you've been arguing with customs all week 🇵🇹. that you really are Madonna and they still won't release your package. 🙄!#bitchplease #restingbitchface #bitchimmadonna 🔥
A post shared by Madonna (@madonna) onSep 5, 2017 at 6:52am PDT
If Jennifer Garner is the “good girl” is Mark Ruffalo the “nice guy”? Is that why, after all these years, 13 Going on 30 is still a must-watch whenever it’s on TV?
Wasn’t my proudest moment, but I really am sorry!
A post shared by Mark Ruffalo (@markruffalo) onSep 5, 2017 at 6:35am PDT
I didn’t know Yara’s new show was called Grown-ish. That’s perfect. So perfect. My hopes are too high already.
We are about to shoot the very first scene of #Grownish !— Yara shahidi (@YaraShahidi) September 5, 2017
She's mine pt. 2
A post shared by Yara (يارا) Shahidi (@yarashahidi) onSep 2, 2017 at 6:21pm PDT
No one ever tells you how much of marriage constitutes talking about going to the grocery store.
#29years @kikkosedg
A post shared by Kevin Bacon (@kevinbacon) onSep 4, 2017 at 3:34pm PDT
#29yearsandcounting @kikkosedg (Tybalt and Jane miss u)
A post shared by Kevin Bacon (@kevinbacon) onSep 4, 2017 at 10:37am PDT
This is a lot to process on a Tuesday morning after a long weekend. How can I eat people’s faces and be a better person at the same time?
Be a fucking wolf.
Be a fucking lion.
Take no shit.
Set goals, smash them!
Eat people's faces off.
Be a better person.— Sean Diddy Combs (@diddy) September 5, 2017
To quote many of the comments, “OMG I’m pregnant.”
Ow. Featuring @pascalispunk squared.
A post shared by Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) onSep 2, 2017 at 12:24pm PDT