Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for September 5, 2018

Hilaria Baldwin has 4 small children and did not have time to order the chalkboard off Etsy. If you are on Instagram, you know which one I’m talking about. The announcement chalkboard. What happens to them after they’ve done their duty – First Day of Kindergarten, Bun in the Oven etc. Are there a bunch of lonely, once-used chalkboards shoved into junk drawers all over North America?

A post shared by Hilaria Thomas Baldwin (@hilariabaldwin) on Sep 5, 2018 at 5:07am PDT

As usual, I’m 5 steps behind and had no idea Mariska Hargitay is married to Peter Hermann from Younger. I really enjoy Younger (even though it’s always at least a season behind in Canada, which drives me insane). Team Charles or Team Josh? I don’t even know at this point. One thing we should all be is Team Diana Trout. (I couldn’t find any inkling of her on social media.)

A post shared by Mariska Hargitay (@therealmariskahargitay) on Sep 3, 2018 at 9:13am PDT

It’s hard for me to commit to crushing on Noah Centineo because I’m old enough to remember Jordan Catalano. Sure we can all deny it now, but there was a time when Jared Leto was the prime inappropriately-lusted-after-adult-playing-a-high-schooler choice.

A post shared by JARED LETO (@jaredleto) on Sep 5, 2018 at 7:16am PDT

Scaring people is awesome and fun – Liam gets Miley every single time. How has she not been conditioned to be vigilant at all times? She better be plotting her revenge. (Careful with the volume, it’s extremely NSFW language. Both times.) “My f-cking neck!”

A post shared by Liam Hemsworth (@liamhemsworth) on Aug 31, 2018 at 10:22am PDT

A post shared by Liam Hemsworth (@liamhemsworth) on Aug 28, 2018 at 2:47pm PDT

There were a lot of celebrity engagements this summer and I thought JLo and ARod would be one of them. I predicted Labour Day as the deadline. Not engaged, but still together. Apart temporarily, but together. How does JLo do with long distance? How does he?

A post shared by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) on Sep 3, 2018 at 1:57am PDT

America’s Got Talent is inexplicably on at my house almost every night (how often does this show air?). I will say, they have nailed primetime, family-friendly entertainment. What I mostly focus on is Tyra’s looks - they are very dramatic and very different for every show. I can appreciate how much work that is for her and her team.