Smutty Social Media, September 8, 2016

Miley Cyrus has a girls’ night out, so how long before a low-tier tabloid uses this photo as a “Liam Fed up over Miley’s Partying!” headline?

 

Girlzzzz Nightttttt @katyweaver @sarahbarthel @phantogram ❤️❤️❤️

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) onSep 7, 2016 at 8:15pm PDT

Star Trek is 50 today. I’ve never seen an episode or a movie and I can’t imagine starting now.

 

HB2U! #StarTrek50 My best, Bill

A photo posted by William Shatner (@williamshatner) onSep 8, 2016 at 6:41am PDT

I enjoy fan theories (like universe overlap and Fight Club alter egos) – BuzzFeed did a roundup of them years ago. Add Grease to that list.

Hold on, this new #Grease theory blew my mind. Sandy died when she drowned at the beach, and the car is taking them to heaven at the end???— Sarah Michelle (@SarahMGellar) September 7, 2016

Lena Dunham put this Instagram story up – a sneak peak of Lenny Letter kicks?

Magic and Cookie Johnson had a blowout 25th anniversary party in Monaco, and an aerial dancer delivered a 25 karat diamond to her. I feel like EJ had a part in planning this.

 

#BlackLoveMatters😍😍😍

A photo posted by Richard Lawson (@richardlawson_rls) onSep 7, 2016 at 7:24pm PDT

 

Last nights OPULENCE #opulence #teamthis

A video posted by EJ Johnson (@ejjohnson_) onSep 6, 2016 at 10:58pm PDT

Iman’s first night out – in a crushed velvet tux at Tom Ford.

 

Made it my first night out! Thanks @tomford for a very glam but intimate presentation #tomford

A photo posted by IMAN (@the_real_iman) onSep 7, 2016 at 8:22pm PDT

Miles Teller is very, very sorry. This tweet is actually more sincere than most celeb apologies.

Dear Internet, I'm sorry I dyed my hair blonde. I never meant to hurt you. Please accept this apology pic.twitter.com/egQ552HjR1— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) September 6, 2016

Salma’s 50th birthday party -- of course the big names are there. Some of the biggest. She’s actually got a very, very exclusive circle that isn’t talked about as much as, say, Gwyneth’s. (Lainey: also doesn’t hurt that Salma is obscenely wealthy.)

 

BIG 50th Bday

A photo posted by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) onSep 7, 2016 at 1:45pm PDT

Don’t ever doubt Kanye knows exactly what everyone is talking about on social media, on blogs, and in comment sections. That’s why he cast Sofia Richie in his latest Yeezy show. Fame – the exploration and exploitation of it – is his family’s calling.

 

Thank you Kanye for having me in such a beautiful show

A photo posted by Sofia Richie (@sofiarichie) onSep 7, 2016 at 4:28pm PDT

I feel like we haven’t seen Jon Hamm in forever. Good for him for taking a minute and not jumping into 5 different movies because he feels pressure to transition after Mad Men. Step back and let us miss the hot.

 

#AboutLastNight: #JonHamm was among the slew of celebrities who came out to support @tomford's #NYFW show at the former Four Seasons restaurant. Click the link in our bio for more from inside the event. Photographed by @arnold_daniel.

A photo posted by Vogue (@voguemagazine) onSep 8, 2016 at 8:12am PDT