Smutty Social Media, Tuesday August 11, 2015

Um, I really hope this is a fake tattoo because that is pretty hideous.

 

Halfway and ouch

A photo posted by @teddysphotos onAug 11, 2015 at 2:36am PDT

Victoria Beckham as a minion.

 

What can I say? I was inspired x vb #Minions

A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) onAug 11, 2015 at 2:07am PDT

David Beckham defends his parenting style – honestly next to vaccines and circumcision, soothers are a hot topic. Moms (and a lot of dads) get pissed when they see a kid with a soother, and it gets heated. Know-it-alls treat it like people treat smokers. Why can’t you just quit? Just take it away and throw it in the garbage! Oooh aren’t you smart, bet you had your child potty trained after 3 days, too.

 

Why do people feel they have the right to criticize a parent about their own children without having any facts ?? Everybody who has children knows that when they aren't feeling well or have a fever you do what comforts them best and most of the time it's a pacifier so those who criticize think twice about what you say about other people's children because actually you have no right to criticize me as a parent ...

A photo posted by David Beckham (@davidbeckham) onAug 10, 2015 at 9:23am PDT

The casino security guard doesn’t want to hear Rita Ora singing either. I love how her friend tries to explain who she is. If it needs to be explained, then it’s not worth explaining, right?

 

'You can't do that on the Casino floor' I guess I can't sing #bodyonme and gamble at the same time! https://smarturl.it/BodyOnMe OUT NOW!! And @elenaora tryin to give him a explanation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A video posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) onAug 10, 2015 at 6:48pm PDT

Rocco Ritchie is 15!

 

Its your Birthday!!💘Come on Lets Celebrate!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉. Love you so much my❤️#rebelheart

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) onAug 11, 2015 at 3:04am PDT

Dwyane Wade’s t-shirt is perfectly draped, I wish I could get mine to fall like that.

 

Summa summa summatime... #StraightOuttaComptonPremiere

A photo posted by Gabrielle Union (@gabunion) onAug 10, 2015 at 6:30pm PDT

Last week Chelsea Handler ran out of passport pages, this week it’s Lorde and Jack Antonoff. It’s an epidemic! (And you can get new pages just added to your passport, right?)

you got exactly what you asked for / running out of pages in your passport— Lorde (@lordemusic) August 9, 2015

@lordemusic I feel your pain— jackantonoff (@jackantonoff) August 9, 2015

This Vivienne Westwood jumpsuit is ridiculous and I want it.

 

My bringing home baby outfit. vivienne Westwood jumpsuit and Isabel Marant sneaks #themindyproject

A photo posted by Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) onAug 10, 2015 at 6:46pm PDT