Smutty Social Media, Tuesday October 13, 2015

I don’t usually get excited about celebrity pregnancies, but I adore Chrissy Teigen. She can do no wrong for me, and that includes bellycupping. See? I really, really love her.

 

John and I are so happy to announce that we are pregnant :) As many of you know, we've been trying to have a baby for a while now. It hasn't been easy, but we kept trying because we can't wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family. We're so excited that it's finally happening. Thank you for all your love and well wishes. I look forward to all the belly touching! Xx

A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) onOct 12, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT

Kanye is 100% right on this! In-purchase app purchases on kids’ games are bullsh-t and annoying. And then all the angry moms jumped on him for letting his kid use an iPad.

Fuck any game company that puts in-app purchases on kids games!!!— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 10, 2015

If a game is made for a 2 year old, just allow them to have fun and give the parents a break for Christ sake.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 10, 2015

I’d be so pissed if my dinner was delayed because Jimmy Fallon was f-cking around in the kitchen. The man is a pill.

 

Helping out @danielhumm at Eleven Madison Park #ALLIN

A video posted by Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) onOct 12, 2015 at 6:53pm PDT

Do you think Julia reigns in the ME ME ME around Salma? They are contemporaries in the bitch-face department. There is no way Julia is lecturing Salma.

 

Gala in the Garden honoring Diane Keaton and Paul McCarthy with Creative Director for @bottegaveneta Tomas Maier and Julia Roberts #hammer_museum#paulmccarthy #dianekeaton.official

A photo posted by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) onOct 12, 2015 at 3:07pm PDT

And the mason jars wept: Preserve’s curtain call.

 

Thank you for sharing your stories and Preserving with us. Preserve.us is now closed, but keep an eye out for our future projects. If you have any questions, please reach out to customercare@preserve.us. XO Blake and the Preserve team. #PRSRV

A photo posted by Preserve (@preserve_us) onOct 12, 2015 at 8:14pm PDT