Smutty Social Media, Tuesday September 29, 2015

Oh my god Smash! Luke! Street! #texasforever

 

"Good friends...livin' large in Texas"...and babies. #TexasForever @MattLauria @GaiusCharles

A photo posted by skittishkid (@skittishkid) onSep 29, 2015 at 7:43am PDT

I want to listen to this audiobook – Drew has an interesting voice. It’s recognizable but not distracting, if that makes sense.

 

Audio book done! I laughed in it. I screamed. And I cried. It was very fun, emotional and animated. I love the art of an audiobook and I threw all of myself in as I recorded all three hundreds pages. I hope anyone who ever takes the time to listen to it feels my whole heart in it. #wildflowerbook

A photo posted by Drew Barrymore (@drewbarrymore) onSep 28, 2015 at 1:48pm PDT

Miss Piggy continues to explore her options. And for Derek, Kate Hudson to Miss Piggy… how does he have so much game?!

 

Where have you been all my life #muppets #DWTS

A photo posted by Derek Hough (@derekhough) onSep 28, 2015 at 1:13pm PDT

I was hoping Leah Remini would show up in Going Clear (the Scientology documentary) with some sassy one-liners about Xenu, but I’m not sure if she was still entrenched when it was filmed. Since leaving, she’s been quite vocal, even filing a missing persons report for David Miscavige’s wife, Shelly. What will she put in print?

 

Hey guys! So my book is on Amazon, Google, Apple, and Kobo. Available now for pre-order. Out November 3. #Troublemaker

A photo posted by Leah Remini (@leahremini) onSep 28, 2015 at 1:12pm PDT

Lenny Letter officially launched today with an interview with Hillary Clinton (amongst other things, like an advice column called Rumors I Heard About My Body and a series about under-recognized female writers).

 

Celebrating all week just like @audreygelman would want me to (I don't know sports but I DO know logos and this one is the beeest)

A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) onSep 28, 2015 at 12:52pm PDT

Zac Efron is beloved on the set of Neighbors 2. (NSFW) I know he’s wearing a hoodie, but does he have a t-shirt on? Is it just a really low v-neck? Or does he not even bother with the pretense of a shirt anymore?

 

They love me #neighbors2

A video posted by Zac Efron (@zacefron) onSep 28, 2015 at 11:42am PDT

Gisele putting the finishing touches on her expensive book.

 

Over the past 20 years, I have had the privilege of working with some of the most talented artists and photographers in the world. This November, to celebrate these experiences, @taschenbooks will release a collector’s limited edition book worldwide. They will also release a trade edition in my home country of Brazil. All of my proceeds will be donated to a charity close to my heart. I’m grateful to my friend Giovanni Bianco @gb65 who curated and art directed this special book with me and to all of the people who have worked so hard to make this a reality. Thank you! 📚🙏✨😄 Nos últimos 20 anos, tive o privilégio de trabalhar com alguns dos artistas e fotógrafos mais talentosos do mundo. Para celebrar essas histórias, em novembro, a Taschen irá lançar mundialmente uma Edição de Colecionador limitada. Eles também lançarão uma edição padrão no Brasil. Todos os meus lucros serão revertidos para uma instituição social. Sou grata a meu amigo Giovanni Bianco que foi o curador e diretor de arte deste livro tão especial e a todas as pessoas que trabalharam duro para torná-lo realidade. Muito obrigada!

A photo posted by Gisele Bündchen (@gisele) onSep 29, 2015 at 9:28am PDT

And Cindy Crawford’s new book is Reese’s book club pick. Y’all.

 

Both #MondayMuse AND #BookClub! I'm obsessed with this new book by my dear friend @CindyCrawford. It's stunningly beautiful...and also an honest look into her life as a model (great stories from the 90's) and a business woman. She's such a truly impressive mix of #BeautyBrainsBusiness. #FunRead #WhatsNotToLove #GirlPower 💃🏼

A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) onSep 28, 2015 at 11:25am PDT