Smutty Social Media, Tuesday September 8, 2015
– 2 min read
Wearing Spanx to the gym actually doesn’t seem like a bad idea.
Forgot workout clothes. Wearing Spanx to the gym. Feeling pretty compressed. #nosquats #crotchhole
A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) onSep 8, 2015 at 2:55am PDT
Scooter Braun has a total “smug parent” caption. My friends are at Burning Man but I have a BABY.
Chill Labor Day. My friends are at Burning Man and my wife and I have swim time with a 7 month old and some rubber floaty toys. WE WIN!! :)
A photo posted by Scooter Braun (@scooterbraun) onSep 7, 2015 at 6:32pm PDT
Did they even bother with a photo shoot for this Mark Zuckerberg cover because it literally looks like every other picture I’ve ever seen of him.
Mark Zuckerberg (@zuck) tops the 2015 #NewEstablishment List—and snags the October cover. Head to VF.com and see who else made the prestigious list. Photograph by Annie Leibovitz.
A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) onSep 8, 2015 at 6:38am PDT
Whoever knit this sweater is extremely talented and should sell these. I would totally buy one. Except I want a Beyonce on mine.
Someone knitted this sweater for me of a Polaroid of myself and gave it to my mom tonight at the show. It has very quickly become my everything. Thank you, mysterious knitter.
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) onSep 6, 2015 at 9:57pm PDT
Carlo Gugino is like Rob Lowe: ageless.
#ThingsCarlaLoves When you find foliage that matches your dress EXACTLY. Ha! #beachtime #summer #poupettestbarth #thelittlethings #camouflage pic taken by #Sebastiangutierrez
A photo posted by @carlagugino onSep 7, 2015 at 10:48am PDT
Butterflies in heaven are weeping: she literally found her Lambily.
C'mon it's LAMBTASTIC #lambs #lambily #mariahcarey @bronxzoo
A photo posted by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) onSep 6, 2015 at 6:05pm PDT





