Smutty Social Media, Wednesday October 21, 2015

Beautiful models and actresses love to call themselves “awkward”. Oh my god all I do is play video games and eat cheeseburgers all day and did you see the way I dance, I’m SUCH a nerd!

 

Hahahahhaahshahhaha @bellahnews #eatingasalad #interviewing #and #thisawkwardVideo all happening at once I cant hahahaha

A video posted by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) onOct 21, 2015 at 11:28am PDT

“Exclusive” and “Rita Ora” – isn’t that an oxymoron? And of course she has to name drop, how else would she get anyone’s interest?

 

Exclusively on VF.com, @ritaora tells @DerekBlasberg the full story of what actually went down in said London hotel. HINT: It may involve @Beyonce, Jay Z, and Amy Winehouse.

A video posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) onOct 21, 2015 at 9:35am PDT

I missed this earlier this week but I can’t let Kristen Stewart’s picture for Mario Testino’s towel series pass by without a mention. Has anyone read the new, gender-swapped Life and Death: Twilight Reimagined? I’m in the middle of The Engagements and Look At Me is on deck, but I’m almost curious enough to start it.

 

TOWEL SERIES 91, KRISTEN STEWART. #MarioTestino #TowelSeries

A photo posted by MARIO TESTINO (@mariotestino) onOct 17, 2015 at 8:14am PDT

Cindy Crawford has no shame with that Casamigos bottle. Does she carry one around in her purse all day? (Or more likely her assistant’s purse.)

 

Late night ride in Memphis. Better make it back home before midnight!

A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onOct 20, 2015 at 8:17pm PDT

Why does Carrie Underwood always look so dated? This album cover could be from 2002.

 

Look what I got!!! So exciting!!!!! #Storyteller

A photo posted by Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) onOct 21, 2015 at 9:15am PDT

If they ever remade Back to the Future (blasphemy, I know) Aaron Paul could totally play Marty McFly, right? (Lainey: NO.)

 

In honor of #BacktotheFuture day @laurenpaul8 and I decided to take out the Delorean. The future is now people. The future is ours. #beerinthemorning #music #doorsupintheair #hotgirlinredhat #martymcfly

A photo posted by Aaron Paul (@glassofwhiskey) onOct 21, 2015 at 6:35am PDT

Superman is on Instagram. Even caped crusaders need social media because, as Sarah has said time and again, Superhero Face Punch absolutely must make money. And they know it.

 

So I’ve finally taken the leap into social media! And here’s a little treat for you all in the form of a sneak peak of the Batman v Superman cover shot from Total Film magazine, before the issue comes out on Friday. @batmanvsuperman #batmanvsuperman #totalfilm

A photo posted by Henry Cavill (@henrycavill) onOct 21, 2015 at 7:53am PDT