Smutty Social Media, July 5, 2017

Turtle from Entourage got married, so it was quite a reunion. (Adrian Grenier wasn’t there, though.) This story about the boys playing golf with Wayne Gretzky is entertaining because look at Kevin Connolly’s face when Kevin Dillon says he shot a 78 and Wayne beat him by one stroke.

 

15 years and counting #brothersforlife @kevindillonofficial @mrkevinconnolly

A post shared by Doug Ellin (@mrdougellin) onJul 2, 2017 at 5:11am PDT

I wonder if this is actually a spray tan or a fishing tan.

 

#jurassicworld trivia Which part of my body is spray tanned? You get one guess.

A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) onJul 5, 2017 at 12:12am PDT

 

Not sure what made me more proud: when Jack insisted on holding this barracuda himself, or when he tried it raw! (Barracuda sashimi is amazing by the way) haha!! 4 year olds will try anything! Get out and fish! No better way to share God's bounty with your babies and make life long memories than fishing! Get out on the water! #fishing #fishingislife

A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) onJun 29, 2017 at 10:02am PDT

Doesn’t look like we’ll get a photo of Ryan Reynolds sitting in a rocking chair and staring morosely off into the distance this year.

 

Party animals 🇺🇸🎉🇺🇸

A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onJul 4, 2017 at 9:56pm PDT

Ed Sheeran said he’s “off Twitter” because people are too mean to him. Not mean, mostly Little Monsters. (But he does repost from Instagram to his account.)

 

What an incredible talented artist I LOVE ED @teddysphotos deserves all our love and respect like all humans do. I wish all people on the internet would be positive and loving and apart of creating an online community that is kind and empowering, not hateful and mean. No reason to tear down an artist simply because they are on top. Work harder to be kinder everybody. That should be your first duty to humanity.

A post shared by xoxo, Gaga (@ladygaga) onJul 4, 2017 at 12:15pm PDT

Even if you don’t care about fashion, the interview with recently-fired British Vogue fashion director Lucinda Chambers is a fascinating read -- and so controversial that over the weekend it was pulled down, then reposted in full. What she says about the state of magazines, advertisers and the corporate influence on the creative process of fashion houses is often discussed in vague terms, but hearing an insider talk about the concrete details – like the Michael Kors shirt – is super interesting.

 

Ahhhhh thank you thank you @britishvogue @alexandravogue for having me as your June cover girl! Check out inside the issue for a sneak peek at my forthcoming @alexachungstagram summer collection styled by Lucinda Chambers. Beyond grateful to all involved: @mariotestino @sammcknight1 @thevalgarland @lorrainevgriffin @lizmatthewspr @purplepr 😃😃😃

A post shared by Alexa (@alexachung) onMay 9, 2017 at 6:43am PDT

Anthony Bourdain is trying his hand at movie reviews.

Fuck BABY DRIVER.— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 4, 2017

I would guess no because of the dairy and even the potatoes. You can’t fly vegetables, can you?

Are scalloped potatoes a liquid/gel? Can I fly them internationally?— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 4, 2017

Did you know Lauren Conrad’s magazine covers are still some of the bestsellers of the year? It’s true – she’s like Pinterest mixed with nostalgia awash in millennial pink.

 

My covers for @fitpregnancy and @parents came out today! At the photoshoot I got to wear some of my favorite pieces from my new @lclaurenconrad maternity line including this off-the-shoulder top👆🏼

A post shared by Lauren Conrad (@laurenconrad) onJun 7, 2017 at 3:47pm PDT

Oh and speaking of The Hills – Spencer Pratt was profiled in The New Yorker by one of my favourite writers, Naomi Fry. He and Heidi are moving back to LA – will the baby be the brand reset they are craving?

wailing wall with Britney is goals— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 3, 2017

After hundreds of “Divorce!” headlines, the Beckhams celebrate 18 years. Very few celebrity couples have been able to withstand the external and internal pressures of marriage, travel, children, careers, career changes, rumours, assistants… and they have. It’s not a small thing.

 

Wow we really did this ☺️ Happy Anniversary to an amazing wife , mummy and strong business woman 🙏 ❤️ @victoriabeckham @brooklynbeckham @romeobeckham @cruzbeckham #Harpernotoninstagram Love you x

A post shared by David Beckham (@davidbeckham) onJul 3, 2017 at 11:42pm PDT