Smutty Social Media, June 29, 2017

Jennifer Lawrence, Aidy Bryant, Alison Brie, Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Retta, and Lena Dunham are just some of the many participants in this Planned Parenthood video. Dakota Johnson can’t figure out how to repost it, which I get – Instagram needs a repost button, right? Doing it through a third-party app is such a pain. But I’m more interested in her comments – not just about being cut, but about the “Hollywood IT Girls.” A little salty, no?

 

#istandwithpp #icantworktheinternet #iapologize There is no fluidity to my performance on social media. However, there is "a link in my bio" (yeah, I gotchu) to a pretty cool video about Planned Parenthood supporters across the country jamming congressional phone lines in an effort to protect health care access for millions of people. Join the party and CALL YOUR SENATORS today and tomorrow and everyday until the right thing is done. Or go to istandwithpp.org/call #plannedparenthoodparty #helpme

A post shared by Dakota Johnson (@dakotajohnson) onJun 23, 2017 at 8:41pm PDT

Craig tries to shoot his shot. We all have a Craig in our life -- the person who pops up every four years and asks for a huge favour with absolutely zero chance of reciprocation.

 

Shout out to my high school buddy Craig that texts me once every four years.

A post shared by Jeff Ross (@therealjeffreyross) onJun 28, 2017 at 12:43pm PDT

Selena liked this photo, so I think it’s safe to say there’s no changes on this front.

 

A post shared by The Weeknd (@theweeknd) onJun 28, 2017 at 12:18pm PDT

Hilary Duff is a very magnanimous ex-wife, that’s all I’ll say.

 

Well it seems everyone is on board with the @youngertv snap chat filter!!! M pulled the car over to get luca in on the fun. Poor guy wasn't even awake. Lol

A post shared by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) onJun 28, 2017 at 2:48pm PDT

Nicole Richie’s daughter Harlow is SO grown up!

 

When you're forced to take a boomerang with your moms friends 😔🙄

A post shared by Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) onJun 29, 2017 at 6:37am PDT

Jennifer Lopez posted a vacation album, but let’s be real: she wants to show him off. Most of the time, he’s on the phone. Who the f-ck are you talking to when you are vacationing with Jennifer Lopez?! She’s had weddings in June, September, and February. She was supposed to marry Ben in September 14. So this time around, I’m wondering if she’ll go winter? Maybe Christmas?

 

SWIPE FOR MORE PICS #aboutlastweekend #summertime ☀️

A post shared by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) onJun 28, 2017 at 11:04am PDT

I once posted about a mini One Tree Hill cast reunion and someone yelled at me about Chad Michael Murray. They wanted me to know he’s in the MARVEL UNIVERSE. Ok, Chad stan. This is for you.

 

Times running out to order your limited gear! Act now or it'll be gone forever! Love you guys for helping us raise $ for St. Jude's! Thank you and enjoy your gear. Click the link in my BIO to take a peak👀

A post shared by Chad Murray (@chadmurray15) onJun 25, 2017 at 10:27am PDT

This is for Lainey, obviously.

 

Don't we all miss The King 💙💙💙 #Elvis #TBT

A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) onJun 29, 2017 at 8:30am PDT

And this is for Sarah, obviously.

I will always support Robert Downey Jr. in his quest to seduce all the Spider-Men pic.twitter.com/wKsF45HUuS— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) June 29, 2017