Back in August, Sarah wrote about Bruce Willis leaving a Woody Allen film due to a “scheduling conflict” with the Broadway production of Misery. She also mentioned how he’s over it (“it” being learning lines and blocking) and walks all over directors. Julie Klausner, co-creator and star of Difficult People, saw Misery this weekend, and it seems all of Bruce’s extra time off was for naught. Does anything say, “I’m just here for the paycheque” more than a visible ear piece?

They should replace Bruce Willis with a pile of gently used seat cushions in MISERY & that pile of cushions would probably make more choices— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) November 15, 2015

In all seriousness, Bruce Willis is so bad in MISERY you wanna hobble his SAG card— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) November 15, 2015

TOTALLY WAS (earpiece visible) & he still managed to screw em up RT @kevinmeyers: @julieklausner I heard he's being fed lines in an earpiece— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) November 15, 2015

Speaking of needing a paycheque, Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new movie. I’m sure when she gets fired halfway through it will all be a giant misunderstanding.

 

My first day on my new film!!!! Will be sending a sneak peak of my character this week 💋 #theshadowwithin

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) onNov 16, 2015 at 4:41am PST

And now for a palate cleanser: a real Broadway and movie star working his ass off in rehearsal.

 

With the awesome dance troupe of #BroadwayToOz and our fearless leader @warrencarlyle!

A video posted by Hugh Jackman (@thehughjackman) onNov 14, 2015 at 4:44pm PST

David Brent is back! Just the overbite is enough to kill me.

 

#DavidBrent #LifeOnTheRoad. Day 1 of the SHOOT!

A photo posted by Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) onNov 16, 2015 at 2:49am PST

So, by Gaga (and others’) logic, she wouldn’t touch gloves and thus deserved to get knocked out. In that case what does Floyd Mayweather deserve?

 

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT TOUCHING GLOVES!

A photo posted by The Countess (@ladygaga) onNov 14, 2015 at 9:50pm PST

Amy Schumer helps Amber Rose with her confidence.

 

Again. I am pictured here. @amberrose is my friend on the right. We are working on her confidence

A photo posted by @amyschumer onNov 16, 2015 at 1:29am PST

Do athletes like getting flowers on the field? I don’t watch football ever, so I don’t know. What would they do with them when the get into the locker room? Find a vase?

 

#ProudPoppa @misahylton @princejdc #GoBruins #familyfirst

A photo posted by Sean "Diddy" Combs (@iamdiddy) onNov 15, 2015 at 7:44pm PST

Because she knew social media needed it this weekend – Beyonce brings out Blue Ivy.

 

A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) onNov 15, 2015 at 6:50pm PST

Attached: Amber Rose and Amy Schumer at the VH1 Big In 2015 Awards in LA on November 15, 2015. 

Photo credits: Brian To /WENN

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