Smutty Social Media, November 23, 2017
– 3 min read
A Jones always pays her debts.
Ok I just realized I might still owe $30 for the light bill to my college roommate when I was at CSU! Damn I was a horrible roommate. I use to eat her pizza. Man it was good pizza but now I feel bad. She knows who she is. Please dm me so I can get you that $30— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) November 23, 2017
I don’t know if I believe this is a scratching position.
A post shared by Olivia Munn (@oliviamunn) on Nov 22, 2017 at 4:23pm PST
Since Mimi has relieved herself from her usual Christmas duties this year, there’s a festive opening. You know who would make an excellent celebrity Christmas ambassador? Neil Patrick Harris. His family does the holidays right.
A post shared by Neil Patrick Harris (@nph) on Nov 21, 2017 at 5:13pm PST
Somewhere in your parents’ bathroom is a towel that you used in high school.
I swear the towels at my parent’s are water REPELLANT. Very challenging to get dry here. But fun nonetheless! #HomeForTday— Andy Cohen (@Andy) November 23, 2017
Who buys Britney’s clothes? I’m not being snarky, but I wonder if she has a dedicated stylist for her everyday wear, workout clothes etc., or if she shops herself or has an assistant pick them up. Where does one procure a floral eyelet crop top?
A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Nov 22, 2017 at 4:15pm PST
Hugh Jackman works out to balance the calories he will eat. But what if he’s at the table and something is really, extra tasty this year. And he wants another portion. Does he factor in more time on the row machine?
A post shared by Hugh Jackman (@thehughjackman) on Nov 23, 2017 at 7:48am PST
I’ve always wondered why Karlie Kloss hasn’t dated Leonardo DiCaprio. She fits the profile. She is the profile. They must have run into one another over the years at parties, which makes me think there was probably no interest on her end. Because you know he’d be into it, especially 3-5 years ago when she was in her early 20s.
A post shared by Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) on Nov 21, 2017 at 10:51am PST
Lin-Manuel Miranda wants you to dream big and floss.
Gnight.
Brush your teeth before you sleep before you dream before you fly before you CHANGE THE WORLD.
And stay hydrated!— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) November 23, 2017
