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Real, full, juicy, contained – what’s not to love? Especially since this girl rocks a healthy body with healthy curves and a motherload of horny. And she’s nice. Did I mention she’s nice? Charlize Theron: eat your bitchy heart out. But one small, teeny tiny complaint? I hate the hair. It’s matronly, it doesn’t go with her tits, and I’m not saying it should be loose and slutty and something-to-grab-on-to-while-getting-f*cked-from-behind or anything but maybe just a little less grandma’s curlers, particularly with the hot black eyeliner, you know what I mean? Photos from

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