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Rachel W, please email me. I owe you $100 from that Cameron Diaz bet from earlier today. The dude she was last making out with was the same model Jennifer Aniston hired to be her boyfriend when she was promoting SmartWater last year.

Am in a gambling mood today.

Check out Charlize Theron in London a few hours ago at the premiere of Hancock in a black dress slit up to there. Putting another $100 on the line that we will not meet her labia at any point in this outfit while she’s getting in or out of a car.

A girl like Charlize wouldn’t wear something like this if she didn’t have the skill to avoid the crotch shot, and it’s a widely held belief anyway that crotch shots are never unintentional.

Photos from Wenn.com

Charlize Theron in London for Hancock premiere

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