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From one cranky bitch to another – I found Charlize blah at best and downright irritating at worst. Same holier than thou attitude, same constipated expression… thank Goddess she didn’t win. I don’t know if I could handle it if Charlize Theron became a 2 time Oscar winner. As for the whereabouts of her man Stuart Townsend….I don’t know. I’m too busy trying to decide if that’s a bulge underneath her dress.

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