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A ponytail weave, as a general rule, isn"t a great idea. Especially not if you"re Charlize Theron - Hollywood glamazon and alleged style icon. Whoever talked her into doing this should be sent back to the trailerpark. Because a kung fu, Mortal Kombat updo has no place on a red carpet. It made her look cheap. Like prom cheap. Like back up dancer cheap. Like stripper cheap. And as much as I don"t like her, Charlize ain"t cheap. As for the pregnancy watch - the itty bitty bump was still there tonight but her tits were completely invisible, which doesn"t necessarily disprove the baby issue but it certainly doesn"t help it either. I"m trying to get confirmation from other sources on this one. Will you let you know as soon as I do.

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