Carpets & Candids: Bitchface looks great in black
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If you watched the Critics’ Choice Awards last night, you would have seen Charlize Theron’s bitchface in the audience several times. She had to break it while Donald Glover was complimenting her because she knew the camera would come over but every other time, it was pursed lips and flared nostrils. She plays closer to home in Young Adult and Snow White than you think.
But that never takes away from Charlize’s ability to own a dress. And this dress...
Imagine it on Carrie Underwood?
Oh God, like, horrible, right? You just shuddered.
Charlize Theron has a way of making bows and ruffles and tiers and sh-t that would look tacky on anyone else look really really great. It makes up for her sh-tty footwear.
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