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I love the look of a big scarf like this so much. My problem is that I’m short and stubby. And I am not flat-chested (it’s really too bad) and have long hair. So by the time I wrap all that sh-t around me, it takes up so much from and gets so weighed down, my stumpy legs that are a only foot long stick out from underneath like a head of broccoli on top of fingerling potatoes. Unlike Charlize Theron who is a mile long everywhere and makes this work all f-cking day. Look at her. It’s perfect. And yes, I will ask Sasha to find this for you.

Charlize Theron at JFK
Photo credits: Jackson Lee/Splash

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