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Out.Of.Control.Feathers. 

See?

I've been complaining about it since the Met Gala - it's too much. And besides, if there were feathers at the Met Gala 2 weeks ago and already Cheryl Cole is wearing them, well, you know. 

I think I might actually prefer her dangling breast pears from last year. Click here for a refresher.

Cheryl Cole at the 'Amour' premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival Cannes

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