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Coldplay performed on The Today Show this morning… here’s Chris Martin showing off a thick head of hair. Good hair. Apple and Moses will grow up with good hair too.

As for his eyes… time to play the funnest game: Photo Assumption! When we make like the tabloids and come to conclusions on the basis of a photograph!

Is Chris just super energetic and into his music or is there cause for the crazy in his eyes?

What? No!

Chris is a health nut. And Gwyneth would never stand for that around her children. Right?

Seriously…if Chris were Angelina, next week Life & Style would totally be calling her a speed freak.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Chris Martin during Coldplay performance on the Today Show

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