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Christian Bale and my Maggie G, in Tokyo to promote The Dark Knight, resplendent in orange.

TDK is on pace to break every record known to Shiloh, and you bet your boob job all the Hello Kitties will help it get there. Cartoons, capes, and anything American…they will wait in line for a week.

As a result of its astounding box office, TDK is now being bandied about as a potential contender for Best Picture. If Titanic can do it…

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