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It’s Clive Owen. In London promoting The Boys Are Back. I do, I love him too. He’s a sexy beast. And as you know, I want him to cuss at me.

But I noticed something while I was watching Duplicity during a scene when he’s running. And it’s been a nagging bitch ever since.

Is he knock-kneed?

Knock-knee-ness not a quiver killer, it’s definitely not like open mouth breathing but, because fantasy f-cks are all about shallowness anyway, it’s also not exactly ideal.

The way he wears a suit however totally makes up for it.

Don’t be mad at me.

Remember, I’m attracted to Ed Westwick. This is your best revenge.


Photos from Wenn.com and Earl/Clements/Splashnewsonline.com and BIG PICTURES/Bauergriffinonline.com

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