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And we quivered.

My friend Duana was in Ireland recently for a family wedding. Being half Irish, she kinda has an Irish thing. And a Colin Farrell thing. So she’s been keening for Colin and this won’t help the ache…

Because last night in New York at the Pride & Glory premiere, Colin Farrell actually tried. He cleaned himself. He did his hair. He put on a well cut pinstriped suit that fit like a dream and accessorised with a man scarf. He ditched his old beat up boots and put on a pair of perfect dress shoes and he whispered with his eyes secret Irish words that only your loins will understand.

Oh baby…up against a wall, you know?

Pictured with Colin – former flame Lake Bell. Not a great look but really really great shoes. Especially with that green.

Photos from Wenn.com

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