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Colin Farrell’s new piece – she’s 22. Just a shade older than Lindsay Lohan who once famously tried to pick him up on a studio lot when she was still only 17. Legend has it that he passed at the time, though hard to say if he would do so now. Bet your boob job she’ll be up on that soon as she gets out of rehab.

So here’s Colin with his new lady, a civilian, looking as dirty sexy as ever. I can imagine he wouldn’t smell so good… but not so badly to deter from the famously documented skill in other departments. I truly hope you saw the tape when you had the chance.

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