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Ladies and gays… feast your eyes! They"re shooting a movie together. Lucky us! Colin Farrell it goes without saying. Now that he"s ungreased, unbloated, and presumably undrugged, he"s back to "yes please and as rough as you like" status. As for Ewan? Hell yeah. I"ll take some o" that kinky eyeliner, part drag, part showtunes, all man on a motorcycle action any day. Thank goddess his wife isn"t selfish. No wonder they"ve been married so long, non?

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