Oh, it’s your birthday?
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Even if you’ve forgotten, or if you don’t care to know, Jennifer Love Hewitt will always remind you when it’s her birthday. She was at The Ivy yesterday (people still go there?) with some friends celebrating HER BIRTHDAY when, amazingly, the paps were able to shoot her with a sign in her hand announcing that it was HER BIRTHDAY. Even more amazing - she was not dressed as Audrey Hepburn.
You know what’s awesome about JLH though? JLH has been working on Lifetime movies since Ghost Whisperer, that show that lasted much too long, was cancelled. It was announced last summer though that she’d landed a lead role in the independent film adaptation of the play Jewtopia.
HER???
Surprisingly, yes.
So Jennifer Love Hewitt, after getting rejected from SVU, is heading to film on a promising project while Lindsay Lohan is travelling in the opposite direction... towards Lifetime.
Come on now.
But this is hilarious, isn’t it?
Like I said, there’s no reason to fume about Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor. She’s doing it on LIFETIME. This is really, REALLY funny.
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