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The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars.

Jock Smut continues tonight for Game 1 of the World Series featuring, as predicted, the Yankees and the Phillies as all New York hopes are riding on Manslinger Kate Hudson and the magic hold she has on her man.


Photos from Kevin Reece/London Ent/Splashnewsonline.com

Charlize Theron, Stuart Townsend, David Beckham, and Sacha Baron Cohen were spotted at a Lakers game, along with Jack Nicholson.

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