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The man behind the Bond is so rarely sighted, we must take advantage when we can.

Daniel Craig and fiancée Satsuki Mitchelle arrived at LAX yesterday. As usual, he is pure sex. And as usual, she looks much worse in photos than she does in person. But Satsuki does have the best hair, non?

My friend Laura is obsessed with him. Laura is Italian. I always tease her, since I’m Asian and Sats is half, that I have a better chance. She told me she would push me into the ocean with my broken arm for a chance at Daniel Craig.

Can you blame her?

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Splashnewsonline.com

Daniel Craig and Satsuki Mitchell arrive at LAX

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