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Daniel Craig is in his dirtbag era to promote Queer. This is…kind of killing my crush. I would love to know Rachel Weisz’s opinion. (Go Fug Yourself)

Being a Disney Adult will cost you about $14K per year, assuming you MOVE TO FLORIDA. I can’t even imagine the cost for people who don’t live in state and make trips every year. (Popsugar)

Eva Longoria is splitting her time between Spain and Mexico—LUCKEEEE—which is getting all the headlines, but I am so interested in her business moves. There’s investing in John Wick, but she also invested in Siete Foods, which just sold to PepsiCo for over a billion dollars. Eva Longoria is a boss! Let’s talk about this! (Celebitchy)

The Little Mermaid entered the public domain, the novel by Hans Christian Andersen, that is. The Disney version is still copyrighted to hell and back. But with the source material open to interpretation, there is, of course, an obligatory horror remake. Andersen’s telling of the tale is pretty horrific to begin with, so it’s ripe for a dark adaptation, but a new film version just looks terrible. Consider this your semi-annual reminder to watch The Lure, an actually good movie about singing cannibal mermaid sisters. (The Mary Sue)

In the single greatest news item in recent memory, The Onion, recently revitalized after being rescued from G/O Media, BOUGHT INFOWARS. They picked it up at auction after Alex Jones filed for bankruptcy, the end result of his massive court-ordered settlement to Sandy Hook families. Some of those families ended up partnering with Global Tetrahedron, The Onion’s new parent company, to buy Infowars lock, stock, and barrel. This is not a joke. The Onion bought Infowars, they intend to turn it into a humor site of some sort to benefit anti-gun activism and legislation. Sometimes, the good guys win. (The Onion)