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Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s.

Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her.

For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones.

For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions.

First 300 get to meet them, receive autographs, and watch them pose their balls off. Am jealous. If you you go, wave a cupcake in her face and tell me everything.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

David and Victoria Beckham to appear at Macy's in New York to launch Beckham Signature

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