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Victoria Beckham is busy. She’s a designer now. She’s trying to be DVF. As such, she says she isn’t ready for a fourth child, and reveals specifically that:

I’m not even trying to get pregnant at the moment.

Translation: David is not having sex.

I don’t want another baby for two years because I’m working so hard on my fashion business. I haven’t got time. Yes, we would like another child but it won’t be for a couple of years yet.

Translation: David won’t be having sex for a couple of years…

With his wife.

The footie-obsessed girls at Kickette posted these shots from Becks’s new calendar a couple of days ago…

Not feeling the facial hair and he needs to grow out his head again but David Beckham is still David Beckham. And the old David Beckham used to have a hard time behaving himself.

For more calendar pics, visit Kickette here.

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