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Hang in there Turkey! But f&ck Podolski is amazing. And he’s Polish. But the Poles didn"t give him enough love. Boo.

Anyway…

My #1 and #2 – maximum quiveration when they played together. Gratuitous post just because half the world, or more, is probably watching the match right now.

GOOOO TURKEY!!!

Thanks to Kickette for the pics. You’ve been supporting my smut a long time. Sending you juicy kisses!

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