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Remember Annyong Bluth?

Snort.

David Beckham arrived in Korea today on a promo tour with the LA Galaxy which means he will miss the final Spice Girls concert tonight in Toronto. Family members have flown in from around the world to support the Spices but it’ll be a Becks-free show at the ACC when Posh takes her final bow.

No doubt he’ll be sending something spectacular along to make up for his absence though what could possibly make up for his golden ball quiveration? If he’s been unfaithful he’ll probably be even extra generous. Isn’t it understandable then that she does want to continue with the show? Would you leave that alone for long???

Photos from Wenn.com

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