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Didn’t see him at the CFDAs – maybe he was inside? – but this is David Beckham leaving his New York hotel, as quivering as ever, with an injured wrist that I’d be happy to help heal any time he needs me.

Remember what Duana said yesterday about a straight man sleeping every night forever next to a shriveled bag of bones? She was referring of course to Matthew Broderick. The same though could very well apply to David Beckham.

It’s heartbreaking, isn’t it? That she suffers to be skinny to keep him, when keeping him could be as easy as not suffering to be skinny… makes me sad for her. You?


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