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Arguments for:
- look at him: the clothes, the body, the pants!!!, the squint…he quivers everyone
- he came to America, he lives in America, and finally America knows him
- the children, the hot father, the irresistible MiniVan dream
- marketed as the saviour of MLS, there is a machine behind him willing this to happen, not the least of which is Victoria given that she is about to kick off a Spice revival and for these two, any publicity is good publicity

Arguments against:
- his wife and all the Birkins that come with her
- Tom Cruise
- many believe his arrival in America has been a bust. Plagued by injury and overhype, David’s first year with the Galaxy was by his own admission not what he had hoped
- he’s still not American

Odds: 15 to 1

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