David Beckman was knighted and only some of his kids were there

Lainey covered PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive this morning (and it’s an actual sexy man – when was the last time that happened?!). I was wrong with my Glen Powell guess. Happily wrong. I was unfamiliar with new PEOPLE’s game.

OK I went 0 for 2 yesterday, predicting that Brooklyn Beckham would show up for his dad’s knighting ceremony. David posted a video and a few photos, it was just his parents and three of the kids. And Victoria, obviously.

JLo’s green Versace is in the top 5 of recognizable dresses; one day, an influencer will wear it to the Met Gala and people will be outraged. The story of the dress leading to the creation of Google image search is well known, but did you know Amber Valletta wore it first on the runway? And just wore it again.

Dolph Lundgren’s cat is like ‘Fine, one photo. If you must.’

Important “How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?” lore.

Jessica Simpson launched a collaborative home collection this month, but you would not know it by her social media. There’s very little promo, one video that I could find. She has been doing the least for the Jessica Simpson Collection and it’s either a well-oiled machine that doesn’t require a lot of work or she’s just not that into it anymore. Music is clearly where her head is at.