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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the 2009 Freedom Awards last night in LA.

Like, what the f-ck Demi? It’s not fair for the rest of us.

See now I’ve been up close to this. I’ve looked at it in person. In person it’s not scary, it’s not grotesque, it’s not unnatural…

It’s ridiculous, yes, but also pretty real. As real as it gets without being real.

5 days ago, Demi was in Abu Dhabi for the Middle East International Film Festival. Again shoving her genetic superiority + first class surgeon in our faces.

As for Ashton…

Much was made yesterday about January Jones’s interview with GQ in which she pretty much told Ashton, her ex boyfriend, to eat her sh-t because he pissed on her dreams when she started out as an actress.

"[He] was not supportive of my acting. He was like, I don't think you're going to be good at this. So – f--- you! He only has nice things to say now – if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can't do something, that's when I'm most motivated."

Ashton is beautiful. But he has the most insufferable ego.


Photos from Kristen Noseda/LE/Splashnewsonline.com and Gettyimages.com

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher attended the 2009 Freedom Awards, and Demi Moore was also seen at the Middle East Film Festival.

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