Diamonds for the best work
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Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense.
Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. So is her surgeon. Demi has the best face. Therefore Cartier = Demi.
As you know, Demi and her husband Ashton Kutcher are Twitter demons, constantly keeping the world up to date about their lives – Ashton claims this way he “controls” his own media. Whatever. Of course they never tweet about what we really want to know.
Like, how often does Demi go for a touch-up? Next time she pops in for a fresh poke in the forehead or around the lips (looks like she’s due, non?) will she update us on Twitter?
Photos from Gettyimages.com
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