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MEGA SHOE PORN.

Ummm...those floral mary janes with the patent tip? Goddamn, I might have to jump on a pole for those. See that white print dress with the red collar? This is what Victoria Beckham wants to be, you know?

Derek Lam Fall 2012 collection
Photo credits: Fernanda Calfat/Getty

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