I wrote yesterday about Ralph Fiennes in the Adrien Brody post, how much fun he seemed to be having on the Oscars red carpet, how much time he seemed to have for the media, even though he had nothing to gain at that point from doing so many interviews. But he was there because he wanted to be, because he was enjoying the experience, making the most out of a night where he knew he wasn’t going to win. That’s a life lesson, isn’t it?
Ralph wasn’t a factor at the Oscars, but he did make headlines yesterday as details and photos from the after-parties started coming out. Because he was seen leaving Vanity Fair with Chelsea Handler and now there’s all kinds of speculation that they might be dating. Are they dating?
Now that this is a possibility, people are looking into how this might have started. Looks like it could have been at the Critics Choice Awards a few weeks ago? Chelsea made a joke about Ralph onstage
Chelsea Handler @ Ralph Fiennes @ the #CriticsChoiceAwards, 2.7.25.
— dana💬 (@d_rapagnetta) March 4, 2025
"You've played a ruthless nazi, evil Lord Voldemort, and now a celibate Cardinal ...and somehow, made me want to have sex w/you in all three roles." #Conclave #Oscars pic.twitter.com/qXaYy48Ff9
Was she manifesting?
And then there was this moment when she drank all the milk… as he watched her throat going up and down with each gulp, and then provided encouragement:
not Ralph Fiennes forcing Chelsea Handler to down an entire glass of milk in this "Babygirl" bit at the Critics' Choice Awards lol
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) February 8, 2025
"Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. Keep going. Don't stop! Go on!" pic.twitter.com/R5oX88alAO
Is this the live award show version of sending nudes? Chelsea was putting it out there, and maybe Ralph picked it up.
Fast forward to the Oscars and the Vanity Fair party, Ralph has been back and forth between LA and London over the last several weeks at the various campaign stops, so there would have been time enough to build on those horny vibes that Chelsea was sending him.
That said, Ralph was seen at LAX on Monday, jetting out of Los Angeles immediately. So whatever it was that was going on between him and Chelsea on Oscar night would have been brief. He wasn’t sticking around… unless he plans to be back soon, or maybe she’ll go to him. Cameron Diaz once said she that she was always travelling for cock. That was back in 2010 and maybe it’s comforting that no matter how dramatically the world changes, how much social media has upended our lives, you still can’t get good cock from TikTok. A.I. still hasn’t been able to figure that one out.
