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Media outlets today received this in their inboxes. Me too!

It’s a press release.

About Dina Lohan. See below:

Contact Josie Z

DINA LOHAN, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS MOTHERS TO ANNOUNCE HER OWN DESIGNER SHOELINE ''SHOE-HAN'' AND BECOME NATIONAL SPOKESMODEL AT NEWS CONFERENCE ON THURS OCT 8TH-2pm NYC
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Dina Lohan, diva and star of the hit E! show "Living Lohan," as well as mother to actress and starlet Lindsay, will be holding a major press conference and media reception on Thursday October, 8th at 2pm at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Avenue, Floor 21, Marc Fisher showroom, to announce a creation of her new own shoe line, "Shoe-han'' as well as becoming a national spokesmodel for the popular LoveMyShoes.com retail designer ladies footwear stores.

Other celebrities that have sold millions of shoes include: Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Star Jones, Carlos Santana and more.

LoveMyShoes.com hopes to have Dina's shoes available world-wide from coast to coast by Mother's Day. She will be appearing as a shoe fashionista later this on month on television and radio commercials. The shoe store chain was founded on Long Island, home of the Lohan family.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Note how she identified – first as “diva and star” and THEN as a mother, once again leveraging her famous and infamous daughter Lindsay.

Even more hilarious – the release then goes on to name check Gwen Stefani and Jessica Simpson… because Dina Lohan’s shoe line could possibly rival the success of LAMB???

What the f-ck is LoveMyShoes.com?

Lohan or not, will now NEVER buy a pair of shoes from LoveMyShoes.com.

Available coast to coast by Mother’s Day?

Please.


Photo from Wenn.com

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