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I did something terrible to myself. If you love Helen Mirren, you must stop reading now because I’ll be passing on something terrible to you and you’ll never forgive me.

I was trying to decide what it was I didn’t like about Helen’s hair. And then I realised what I don’t like is that it reminds me of Camilla Parker Bowles. Then the two starting blending in together. And now you understand the terrible thing. Obviously Helen Mirren >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Camilla Parker Bowles. Camilla Parker Bowles could never carry off this gown with such aplomb. But still...

I just need Helen not to style her hair like this anymore.

Helen Mirren at the 2011 National Board Of Review Awards Gala
Photo credits: Wenn, Stephen Lovekin/Getty

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