Some smarmy shame for your weekend?
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Every day Lara and I go back and forth on messenger. Lately, 60% of our conversations have been about Ed Westwick. Clarify – I should say 90% of HER conversation has been about Ed Westwick and I spent the rest of my time replying to her virtual groaning.
Lara is currently on holiday in London. So she’s missing a new set of new smarmy shamef*ck photos of Ed in New York on the set of Gossip Girl.
If she were here though, she’d be quivering in her lady places about the lip bite. Look at that lip bite. Now imagine that lip bite reserved just for you after a bottle of red wine, as dancing light from the fireplace makes shadows across his face and a lock of hair comes loose over his forehead while he’s skeezing his way into your pants.
Ugh. He’s disgusting. I totally want him.
Photos from Splashnewsonline.com
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